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Minermojo

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UTEP announces 100%
« on: June 19, 2021, 11:32:30 AM »
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  • mask optional attendance at all UTEP sporting events inside or out. Great!


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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #1 on: June 23, 2021, 05:42:44 AM »
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  • 100% attendance at a UTEP FB game?  Yeah, right.

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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #2 on: June 23, 2021, 01:10:06 PM »
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  • The UTEP press  release actually meant to say was the football team has a 100% chance of having a losing season.
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    Minermojo

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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #3 on: June 23, 2021, 03:45:54 PM »
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  • Do I have to explain everything to youse guys? It means that there won't be a limit on how many people will be allowed to attend the games. Everyone is invited, even Ky.


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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #4 on: June 23, 2021, 04:06:16 PM »
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  • You all are correct.
      "He who has nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature & has no chance of being free unless kept so by better men than himself.

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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #5 on: June 24, 2021, 08:14:50 AM »
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  • Trying to think of ways to get 100% attendance at a UTEP football game...

    10 cent beer w/ $1 admission fee.
    Every change of possession triggers some sort of performance featuring female nudity


    That's all I've got.

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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #6 on: June 24, 2021, 09:11:40 AM »
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  • Do I have to explain everything to youse guys? It means that there won't be a limit on how many people will be allowed to attend the games. Everyone is invited, even Ky.

    Oh, we all understood what it meant.  And while I can?t speak for anyone else, I don?t think I could tell a non-pandemic crowd from one we had last year.

    I take that back - last year, people would?ve been wearing masks.  But not (ahem) 100% of them.

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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #7 on: June 24, 2021, 12:01:16 PM »
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  • Trying to think of ways to get 100% attendance at a UTEP football game...

    10 cent beer w/ $1 admission fee.
    Every change of possession triggers some sort of performance featuring female nudity


    That's all I've got.

    Better watch what you wish for Sisy, remember that a man can now identify as a woman. LOL ::) ;D

    UTEP had two cheerleaders that tried to identify as females two years ago. So no, let's skip that part, also not all real females would fit what you would call attractive.

    I think if they halved the price of beer and admission fee I think it would work wonders. You would instill a love of attendance because it would be like going to a circus or show. It would become addictive for one.


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    Re: UTEP announces 100%
    « Reply #8 on: June 25, 2021, 07:10:58 AM »
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  • People actually hate watching their team lose time after time.  People show up to see their team win.  After a while the chances of seeing a win have become almost nonexistent.  The people attending the games are the player's families.  And, to make it worse if that is even possible is that the offense is boring and seemingly more of a turtle offense.  Hunker down and hope the other team becomes disinterested.  Finally, raise the prices to see the turtle hunker team.