For 5 bucks I'll show up and eat an onion. lol As for talking shit, I find in my old age that I have to be quite a bit more careful as with my ticker, being a bad ass is a bad thing. I need to take up yoga, and Ti Chi, or Chi Chis or something. If I got off a solid combination it would be three punches and a heart attack! It is humbling becoming old and puny, especially when you still want to think your a bad ass. lol Besides, at 70 I'm supposed to know better. LOL Shit talking among friends in a tradition shared by us old men. It represents the closeness of friendship that allows you to insult your friend knowing they know. It can be a fine line. That's why it is cool.