73 72 UTEP
I have absolutely no idea what the score might be. Don't know who will play or that it makes any difference. We are going to a bar fight with no weapons and we can't throw a punch. Our strategy is to run around, diving in and out of reach of the guy with the knife and make him so tired of trying to kill us that his arms get tired and we can wrap him in a choke hold and make him give up. Fucking Kansas was cutting us up real bad. We have to hope that UNM only has an Old Timer pocket knife with a short blade. I hope the cookie sheet we ducked taped to our chest helps this time. The Kansas bastards kept stabbing us in the legs and back and it didn't work.