Author Topic: But, Hey! We Have Pretty New Helmets and Uniforms and How About Some Nice Box  (Read 1054 times)

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    This is going to make even more Miners fans mad at me, but any of you that were excited about helmet logos or new jerseys and colors leave me shaking my head.  We are villagers in Dark Ages Europe with the Black Plague raging and some of you are impressed with the size of the rats!  I know, you are just trying to be good fans.  Looking for anything positive.  I know. I understand.  Maybe Kugler can get some of those cool little stickers to put on the pretty new helmets.  That white was intimidating, now wasn't it.  More like uniforms made out of French surrender flags!

    OK, I honestly have to ask.  Are the Club Box Seats Stull envisioned for the Richie Riches to watch Monster Trucks and U2 Concerts?  Cartel money from across the border for soccer matches?  Because, seriously, it can't be for Miners fans to watch Miners football, can it? Really?  Let an individual, or some corporation try and get a loan for that idea.  Yeah, sure, we are going to sell these nice Club Boxes to people with lots of money or like companies to give the tickets away to their customers.  Oh, yeah, those will sell like hot cakes.  Who can't wait to spend an evening watching the home team getting used and abused like a Mike Tyson sparring partner.  No, it has to be for the other things.

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  • Aha, but you're not envisioning the partying that will take place inside those club houses. It'll be a genuine tailgate inside the stadium. Heck, I'd buy one.

    If I had the money.

    J/K


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  • fuck 'em and feed 'em fish