HAPPY BIRTHDAY COACH HASKINS!

December 09, 2012, 09:15:32 AM kyyote - Use the board. 

[LaTeel]

Happy birthday to you! Thee GREATEST COACH that ever existed 

gone, but never forgotten

Not just 1966.... but all the years, from 1961-1999

Go Texas Western, Go UTEP, Go Miners!

[Haskins Fan]

That is right "gone, but never forgotten"
Tks for the memories.
Happy B-day.

Go Miners...

[NineteenRabbit]

You wienies--the man is dead. And he's not up in heaven smiling down on you, either, and all your Gone but not Forgotten bullshit is not to honor Haskins. (Don Haskins is dead.) All your Gone but not Forgotten bullshit is nothing more than a vain attempt to draw attention to your foolish egotistical selves. You're busted children. Time out.

V

[Spelunkeragain]

Rabbit,

You surprise me.  What's wrong with celebrating a great Coaches life.  People love and connect with many folks.  Yes, in fact he has passed on, as you will at some point. 

I believe at one point, you were an ordained minister (what happened), why are you so bitter?  To spew this vitriol and venom about people celebrating someone they cherished and loved is really nuts.  Let people fondly remember someone who meant so much to their community.  I bet he meant a lot to you too! 

You know Don Haskins was a godsend to UTEP!  Celebrating his life is not a bad thing.  I feel sorry for you, all dressed up in Mexico in a box, and nowhere to go.

WOW 

[mistabinks]

Happy Birthday Coach!

[dude_miner]

Happy Birthday, Coach! Eat a shit sandwich, Rabbit!

[NineteenRabbit]

Spelunker...isn't that somebody who lives in a cave?

V

[kyyote]

"...a vain attempt to draw attention to your foolish egotistical selves..."

Kettle, say hello to Pot.   

[TrooperJoe]

Happy B-Day to the Legend!

[jobu]

Hear, hear!

P.S. That kettle met pot a long time ago, and they got along quite famously, or so I've heard.

[AnotherMiner]

"...a vain attempt to draw attention to your foolish egotistical selves..."

Kettle, say hello to Pot.   

  +

Happy Birthday. Mr. Haskins.

[NineteenRabbit]

Whatever you wienies may think about it, I gotta tell you that wishing a dead man happy birthday transcends mere sentimental silliness and disappears into the boundless empyrean of sheer stupidity. Attempted telepathic communication with the dead is a moronic activity--it went out with living in caves, except among modern-day Christians, Troglodytes a  Speluncarians--the holy trinity of Dumbshits.

V      

[Haskins Fan]

Mr. Wabbit who the hell is trying to communicat with the dead.
Talking about trying to bring attention to yourself.
I was just gonna ignore you but I can't help it but call a stupid
Wabitt.

GO Miners...

[NineteenRabbit]

I'm devastated, Haskins Fan, as I always am when insulted by an intellect that operates without one scintilla of wit. Kyyote does have one scintilla--the negative one that misidentifies the efficacy of cliche. You guys ought all to move into spelunker's cave with him. You could titillate one another by drawing on the walls with each other's shit.   

V

[MinerMaestro]

I'm devastated, Haskins Fan, as I always am when insulted by an intellect that operates without one scintilla of wit. Kyyote does have one scintilla--the negative one that misidentifies the efficacy of cliche. You guys ought all to move into spelunker's cave with him. You could titillate one another by drawing on the walls with each other's shit.   

V

This was a hillarious response!  Assholish?  Sure!  But fricken funny nonetheless!  Ha!!!

[kyyote]

I have a whole bunch of scintillas.  Hell, they are everywhere around here.  Yes, some of them may be judged by some people as negative scintillas, but those are just their opinions, and you know what they say about those (cliche).  It is kind of like the opinions of some on such topics as efficacy of cliches, or the misidentification of them.

But, while we are at it, the Rabbit schtick is about as cliche as it gets.  You, have become a cliche.    You, also, suffer from the misidentification of the efficacy of your own cliched existence.  

Oh, and I won't wait for you to respond.  Here is a preemptive yeah, yeah, yeah, more of the same old shit.  

[NineteenRabbit]

grump

[kyyote]

grump

 

[Spelunkeragain]

Whatever you wienies may think about it, I gotta tell you that wishing a dead man happy birthday transcends mere sentimental silliness and disappears into the boundless empyrean of sheer stupidity. Attempted telepathic communication with the dead is a moronic activity--it went out with living in caves, except among modern-day Christians, Troglodytes a  Speluncarians--the holy trinity of Dumbshits.

V      


Definitions from the New Websters Dictionary:

Spelunker:  A person who explores caves, especially as a hobby.

Speluncarian:  A group of former College and Professional athletes who tend to know more about the world of sports and life in general than furry rodents of the mammal family Lagomorpha.

Lagomorpha:  Small, furry mammals known as rabbits.  Rabbits are known to have a keen understanding of the English language, while possessing a highly documented penchant for abusing Cannabis.  They are also known for communicating using mostly clichés, as well as advocating Socialist philosophies.  Most lean toward literary careers, however some (very few) have become mainstream citizens.  The silliest of these creatures tend to wear a number 19 earring on their long ears, or a number 19 tattoo on their buttocks.  They are typically harmless, but love to pontificate using profanity.

[MooseMiner]

Rabbit,

You're pretty sad - all these good folks were doing were remembering someone they revered who has passed.    Taking a cheap shot at people who have a belief in God and an afterlife, sounds like the perspective of a prototypical teen in angst, who fancies himself so much more enlightened and intellectually superior than everyone else, when in fact he's an insecure little geek inside, uncomfortable in his own skin, cause he always has been and hides behind this flimsy facade.   Your unprovoked venom about this whole topic has to be brewing from somewhere, as it curiously draws an odd reaction from you, which is actually pretty laughable - albeit pitiful as well.

One day you'll grow up, and get some perspective of a grown man, not some shivering bitter adolescent.      Until then, knock it off, and stop embarrassing yourself.

You don't *have* to prove yourself a fool - you *could* choose to keep your mouth shut, and keep us all guessing.   It really is allowed, I promise.

[NineteenRabbit]

Thanks for the harangue, moose.

An erroneously self-satisfied moose
disposition-ally akin to the goose
waxed indignant extreme
from the depths of the dream
that loud honking is a form of abuse.

Um, allowed by whom, pea brain? Are you among those who do the allowing in this world? Is that an elective office or were you appointed by God, as are most self-righteous religion-fucked assholes like you?

V-------------[The Rapture is at hand--will you be taken?] 



 

[NineteenRabbit]

As for you, spee:

Words emerging from the
depths of a cave, (which is
cold and dark as the grave,)
might be spoke by the ghosts
of the heavenly hosts
or one fool who "thought" he was saved.

[LaTeel]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue,
Rabbit is a Miner Fan,
Confuses me too.



(Shit! I fed the troll)